Ermahgerd Run Disney, why?!

Why do you have to do this to me, Run Disney? I know it's old news by now (thanks to the blogosphere and social media), but Run Disney announced a new race challenge by adding a 10K to Princess Half Weekend called the Glass Slipper Challenge.

Or something like that. You should probably check with the other hundreds of blogs that have announced the race and have all of the details.

Or you can simply get all of the necessary info through the Run Disney website.

I'm not here to give you details, I'm here to whine. Want to know why? Because I can't afford to do all of this crap and I'm totally jealous of everyone else that can.

There, I admitted it. There's even going to be a special edition of the Coast to Coast medal in Princess colors for those that participate in Princess Half Weekend and Tinkerbell Half Weekend.

My brain is absolutely convinced that I must possess this piece of bling, despite the fact that it is ugly. I must have it because all of the cool kids will get one and I won't and then my life won't be complete and I'll end up a meth head and homeless on the streets where I'll end up selling all if my medals on eBay so that I can feed my drug habit.

Never mind the fact that I barely look at my medals again once I have them. And seriously? It is really ugly. Enough with the pink and purple everywhere.

And why can't we get an updated regular Coast to Coast medal? I'm about to get my third. It's boring by now. Zzzzz

Don't mind me, it's just the sour grapes talking. When life gives you sour grapes, make wine. I will be having a bunch of that tonight. Happy Friday!