Last night I went on an archeological adventure. You can picture me all decked out in Indiana Jones apparel holding a torch while I discover the secrets of the universe. (Or you can picture me in running clothes, which is what I was actually wearing.)
Do you ever wonder what future civilizations will think of us when they do their archeological excavations two thousand years from now? I actually often contemplate these types of things, especially while I'm watching The Walking Dead and I'm picturing a post apocalyptic future.
If you've ever watched Ancient Aliens, then you already know that an alien race helped build several architectural wonders such as the Pyramids at Giza and Machu Pichu. Duh. Of course they did! But did you know that they also helped build a tunnel on the trail I run? I mean, they left their self portrait so we'd know they're here among us.
|Modern aliens enjoy a good smoke, too.|
The teenagers of this civilization were clearly wise and quoted great philosophers. Judging by the texts, they endured great hardship, most likely stemming from a lack of cell service within this tunnel. I can't imagine how they survived.
|The great wisdom of Linkin Park|
It really is a shame the blind man can't read this sign. However did he get the message?
I can't even figure out what is happening in this scenario. I'm guessing these kids were drunk.
Fertility was of get concern, too. I'm basing this educated assumption on the sheer number of male genitalia pictures on the wall. This was my favorite because it also resembles Gonzo from The Muppets.
|So anatomically accurate!|
Clearly, this ancient tribe (I've dubbed this clan "high schoolers") feared the ending of their species.
My guess is their extinction was due to a lack of correct grammar, but that's speculation.